Monday Night Football

Edit:  I was planning on posting this prior to the game in November but was told the party was a surprise party and Chip "might" find my little blog that has nothing to do with anything he is interested in and find out about the party.  I'm sure he already knows about the party.  Oh well, I guess I will be nice and not post this until after the game. 

It is entirely possible that the Monday Night Football game against the Atlanta Falcons and the New Orleans Stanks will not only be a football party as was planned but will be rolled into a good ol' fashioned birthday party for one of the hosts.  Now I have to show up with a present or I will look like someone who doesn't support birthdays. 

I have done some research and have found a couple options for a present for the Chipster.  Browse thru them and if you feel froggy, let me know which one is the best choice.

Mooning Butt Shorts

These bare butt shorts are the perfect item for that person who always has a knack for showing his ummm.. Bum. These butt shorts are designed to fit just about anyone; they have an elastic band that allows for one size fits all. The butt shorts are fitted with soft rubber butt cheeks that appear to be real from a small distance. These butt shorts are perfect for any party, or family gathering. They would even make great pajama shorts for the daring! Wear them around the house or better yet wear them to get the mail! Simply slide the shorts over your regular shorts, or underwear and you are instantly showing your butt! You are sure to get many strange looks of disgust and horror while walking around in these, but the horror will turn to humor when they find out that your new butt is fake!

Dr. Weener's Studmaster - Over the Hill Exercise Machine

Work Out Your Weiner!

The Over the Hill Stud Master Over The Hill Excerciser is the one excercise machine that conditions the one muscle that all other machines ignore. At last, you can have a full body excercise!

A truly aerobic conversation starter & a perfect over the hill prank/ funny birthday gift! Don't forget the Studmaster for a retiring coworkers who need something to fill their time!

Users are raving: Bigger in Buffalo says "My Girlfriend bought me a StudMaster, I got the message."

No assembly required! Portable so don't have to leave home without it.

The Stud Master Exerciser is ergonomically designed with variable resistance arm poles, adjustable rubber bands to hold the organ in place & one size fits all. The motion bed base allows you to work at full intensity for total aerobic conditioning.

One size fits almost all (more or less)!

Drunk Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

The Weekend Forecast "Mostly Drunk with a Chance of Horny" T-shirt is available in M, L, XL, and XXL.

Sand Colored with expert Silk Screened lettering, 100% cotton